Percy Jackson Meets Facebook 9

Percy Jackson: It’s cold down in tartarus.
Comments:
Jason grace: freAKING.
Nico Di Angelo: AAAAAAaagggghhh.
Sally Jackson: PERCY JACKSON. After going andgetting yourself lost for 8 MONTHS, you just have to go and throw yourself in tartarus. You’re SO grounded when you get home, young man.
Gaea: ehehehehe.
Sally Jackson: Oh, don’t even get me STARTED on you!
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Hera: Everyone loves me.
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: Actually, everyone hates you.
Hera: You’re just jealous! And Zeus loves me! Don’t you hunny bun?
Zeus: Oh… I have this, um, one thing to go to, I’ll have to answer your question later…
Percy Jackson: Not even your husband likes you. That’s intense.
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Ava Williams: I’m so sick, when I talk it’s not even words, just one long slur.
Comments:
Connor Stoll: I’m sure Leo’s gonna make it all better for you!
Ava Williams: Funny Connor. What’s that burning?
Connor Stoll: My casserole!
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Travis Stoll: Time for the Stoll brother’s daily pick up lines. Hi, my name’s Travis, nice to meat you. And I mean meat, because daaang, you’re looking well done.
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Comments:
Connor Stoll: You can’t spell bootylicious without u.